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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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: #Laughs What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

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: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

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: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

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: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

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: #Laughs Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

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: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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: #Laughs What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

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: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

: #Laughs What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

: #Laughs Men are like mascara.

: #Laughs Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

: #Laughs What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

: #Laughs Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

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