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: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.

: #Laughs Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 2

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help.

: #Laughs If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

: #Laughs The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job.

: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulou
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