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: #Laughs Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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: #Laughs Q: Two men drive into a car wash.

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: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

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: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

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: #Laughs In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

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: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

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: #Laughs An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super Pussy!"The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.

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: #Laughs A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

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: #Laughs Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

: #Laughs Q: Two men drive into a car wash.

: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

: #Laughs In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

: #Laughs An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super Pussy!"The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there

: #Laughs Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.

: #Laughs A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

: #Laughs Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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