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: #Laughs I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

: #Laughs Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee the stars.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

: #Laughs Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."

: #Laughs First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
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