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: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.

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: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

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: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

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: #Laughs Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system.

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: #Laughs What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs There was a blonde driving a ferrari.

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: #Laughs How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

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: #Laughs A city slicker wanted to buy a farm.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

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: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

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: #Laughs One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.

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: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

: #Laughs What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.

: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system.

: #Laughs What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs There was a blonde driving a ferrari.

: #Laughs How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

: #Laughs A city slicker wanted to buy a farm.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

: #Laughs One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.

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