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: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

: #Laughs TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

: #Laughs A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia.

: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

: #Laughs 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

: #Laughs The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good.

: #Laughs After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took0 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said.
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