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: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

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: #Laughs Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.

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: #Laughs A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

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: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

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: #Laughs Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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: #Laughs Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks.

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: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

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: #Laughs |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

: #Laughs Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.

: #Laughs A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

: #Laughs Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

: #Laughs Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks.

: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

: #Laughs |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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