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: #Laughs Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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: #Laughs There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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: #Laughs The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly

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: #Laughs How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

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: #Laughs |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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: #Laughs There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

: #Laughs There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

: #Laughs The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly

: #Laughs How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

: #Laughs |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

: #Laughs Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

: #Laughs There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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