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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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: #Laughs Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other.

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: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

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: #Laughs The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.

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: #Laughs I love the lines men use to get us into bed.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

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: #Laughs More cool than funny, but...

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: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

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: #Laughs Pride is what you feel when your kids net 3 from a garage sale.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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: #Laughs Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

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: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.

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: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!

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: #Laughs An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

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: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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: #Laughs Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain 0 and without pain 0.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

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: #Laughs Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

: #Laughs Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!""Play swords?" asked the other.

: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

: #Laughs The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.

: #Laughs I love the lines men use to get us into bed.

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

: #Laughs More cool than funny, but...

: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

: #Laughs Pride is what you feel when your kids net 3 from a garage sale.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

: #Laughs Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.

: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!

: #Laughs An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

: #Laughs Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain 0 and without pain 0.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

: #Laughs Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.

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