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: #Laughs Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the se

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: #Laughs What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!

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: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

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: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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: #Laughs Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.

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: #Laughs |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.

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: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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: #Laughs How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q.

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: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

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: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

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: #Laughs Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

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: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.

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: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

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: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the se

: #Laughs What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!

: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

: #Laughs Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.

: #Laughs |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor.

: #Laughs A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.

: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

: #Laughs How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q.

: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

: #Laughs Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.

: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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