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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

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: #Laughs Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

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: #Laughs There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.

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: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

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: #Laughs What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar.

: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

: #Laughs Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

: #Laughs There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.

: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!

: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

: #Laughs What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

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