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: #Laughs Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.

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: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

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: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

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: #Laughs Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

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: #Laughs What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

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: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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: #Laughs A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

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: #Laughs My brother's on a seafood diet.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

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: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

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: #Laughs What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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: #Laughs |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%"We'll do it better," Says MicrosoftCUPERTINO, Calif.

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: #Laughs What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.

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: #Laughs Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.

: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

: #Laughs Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts.

: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

: #Laughs Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

: #Laughs What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

: #Laughs A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

: #Laughs My brother's on a seafood diet.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

: #Laughs Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

: #Laughs What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.

: #Laughs |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%"We'll do it better," Says MicrosoftCUPERTINO, Calif.

: #Laughs What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug.

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