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: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better.

: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the lady."Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man," she responds."Whoa! I would have never known if you h

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

: #Laughs yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

: #Laughs Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".
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