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: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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: #Laughs Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy."

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: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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: #Laughs |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a coincidence!" the man said with some o

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

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: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !

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: #Laughs Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1.

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: #Laughs This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

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: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

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: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

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: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

: #Laughs Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy."

: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

: #Laughs |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a coincidence!" the man said with some o

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

: #Laughs Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !

: #Laughs Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1.

: #Laughs This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer.

: #Laughs A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

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