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: #Laughs A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

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: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

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: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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: #Laughs Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

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: #Laughs |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That

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: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

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: #Laughs Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.

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: #Laughs How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

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: #Laughs One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and said: " Father, Father I have sinned!" Father: "What have you done?" The first man:" I have lied!" Father: "Drink the Holy water and you will be s

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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: #Laughs "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.

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: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

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: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

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: #Laughs An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

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: #Laughs Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out.

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: #Laughs A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

: #Laughs Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

: #Laughs |A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That

: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

: #Laughs Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.

: #Laughs How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

: #Laughs One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and said: " Father, Father I have sinned!" Father: "What have you done?" The first man:" I have lied!" Father: "Drink the Holy water and you will be s

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.

: #Laughs |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have ab

: #Laughs Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on sh

: #Laughs An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

: #Laughs Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out.

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