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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

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: #Laughs God and Moses were out golfing.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

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: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

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: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs Conduct During the Holiday Season...Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged.Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden.(It runs up an incredible long distance

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: #Laughs Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

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: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

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: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

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: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.

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: #Laughs |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

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: #Laughs She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

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: #Laughs There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia.

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: #Laughs Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

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: #Laughs |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

: #Laughs God and Moses were out golfing.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Conduct During the Holiday Season...Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to make tinsel is discouraged.Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor's push-button phone during a party is forbidden.(It runs up an incredible long distance

: #Laughs Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

: #Laughs There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.

: #Laughs |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

: #Laughs She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

: #Laughs There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia.

: #Laughs Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

: #Laughs |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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