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: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

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: #Laughs An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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: #Laughs How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

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: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

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: #Laughs Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove,

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

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: #Laughs Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

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: #Laughs Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?

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: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

: #Laughs An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

: #Laughs A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

: #Laughs How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

: #Laughs Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove,

: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

: #Laughs Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

: #Laughs Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?

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