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: #Laughs A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

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: #Laughs When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

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: #Laughs |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

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: #Laughs I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

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: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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: #Laughs |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But Marketable?IBM: I've Been MisleadIBM: It's Better ManuallyIBM: Infinitly Bett

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !

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: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

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: #Laughs |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

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: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

: #Laughs When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

: #Laughs |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

: #Laughs What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

: #Laughs |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But Marketable?IBM: I've Been MisleadIBM: It's Better ManuallyIBM: Infinitly Bett

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !

: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

: #Laughs |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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