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: #Laughs Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

: #Laughs A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska.

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

: #Laughs We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.

: #Laughs THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"THE MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"THE INTERIOR DE

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:
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