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: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

: #Laughs |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time.

: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle.

: #Laughs Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

: #Laughs Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in August by Fireside.

: #Laughs What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou
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