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: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

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: #Laughs First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

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: #Laughs What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city.

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: #Laughs What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

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: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check.

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: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

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: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

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: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

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: #Laughs You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast a

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: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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: #Laughs A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

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: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

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: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

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: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

: #Laughs First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

: #Laughs What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city.

: #Laughs What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check.

: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

: #Laughs You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast a

: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

: #Laughs A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

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