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: #Laughs A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.

: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr

: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

: #Laughs Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

: #Laughs Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son.

: #Laughs The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms...

: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of
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