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: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

: #Laughs The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who

: #Laughs From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California].

: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.

: #Laughs A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
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