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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

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: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

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: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

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: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

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: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

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: #Laughs Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

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: #Laughs Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority.

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: #Laughs Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

: #Laughs There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

: #Laughs Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

: #Laughs Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority.

: #Laughs Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

: #Laughs How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

: #Laughs Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

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