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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

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: #Laughs What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

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: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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: #Laughs Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

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: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

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: #Laughs What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

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: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

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: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

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: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

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: #Laughs A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

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: #Laughs Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

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: #Laughs A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in a race.

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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

: #Laughs What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

: #Laughs Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

: #Laughs What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

: #Laughs Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young.

: #Laughs A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

: #Laughs Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

: #Laughs A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in a race.

: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

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