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: #Laughs Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!

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: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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: #Laughs "And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

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: #Laughs This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink.

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: #Laughs Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')

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: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a sav

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: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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: #Laughs Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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: #Laughs A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW.

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: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

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: #Laughs What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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: #Laughs Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

: #Laughs "And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

: #Laughs This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink.

: #Laughs Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')

: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a sav

: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

: #Laughs Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

: #Laughs A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW.

: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

: #Laughs What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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