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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

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: #Laughs Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!

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: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

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: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

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: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

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: #Laughs A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph.

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: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

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: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !

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: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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: #Laughs Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.

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: #Laughs A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out.

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: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

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: #Laughs An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

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: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

: #Laughs Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!

: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

: #Laughs A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph.

: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

: #Laughs A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !

: #Laughs Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

: #Laughs Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.

: #Laughs A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out.

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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