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: #Laughs What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

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: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

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: #Laughs How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

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: #Laughs Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

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: #Laughs Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !

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: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

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: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !

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: #Laughs Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctore

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: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

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: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

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: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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: #Laughs What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

: #Laughs How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

: #Laughs Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

: #Laughs Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !

: #Laughs Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctore

: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

: #Laughs The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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