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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

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: #Laughs Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

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: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better.

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: #Laughs The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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: #Laughs Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in

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: #Laughs |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sti

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: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

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: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

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: #Laughs Little Herbie had been blind since birth.

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: #Laughs |10.

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: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

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: #Laughs When I was in jr.

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: #Laughs a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert

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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

: #Laughs Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better.

: #Laughs The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

: #Laughs Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in

: #Laughs |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sti

: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

: #Laughs Little Herbie had been blind since birth.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

: #Laughs When I was in jr.

: #Laughs a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert

: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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