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: #Laughs |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty.

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: #Laughs Four married guys go golfing on Sunday.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

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: #Laughs |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

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: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

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: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

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: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

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: #Laughs A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

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: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

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: #Laughs Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

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: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

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: #Laughs |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty.

: #Laughs Four married guys go golfing on Sunday.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

: #Laughs |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

: #Laughs A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

: #Laughs Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

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