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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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: #Laughs What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger

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: #Laughs What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

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: #Laughs FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand.

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: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

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: #Laughs A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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: #Laughs What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

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: #Laughs |Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different approaches are being tried.

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: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

: #Laughs What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger

: #Laughs What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

: #Laughs FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand.

: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !

: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

: #Laughs A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

: #Laughs |Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different approaches are being tried.

: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

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