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: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

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: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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: #Laughs "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other.

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: #Laughs A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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: #Laughs |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at

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: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

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: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

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: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

: #Laughs "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other.

: #Laughs A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

: #Laughs |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at

: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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