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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

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: #Laughs Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

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: #Laughs A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 - Taking

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: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

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: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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: #Laughs Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.

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: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !

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: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

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: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

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: #Laughs One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?Well she says "i c

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

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: #Laughs How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

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: #Laughs An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?""To get back t

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: #Laughs Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

: #Laughs Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

: #Laughs A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 - Taking

: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

: #Laughs Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.

: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !

: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

: #Laughs Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

: #Laughs One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?Well she says "i c

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

: #Laughs How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

: #Laughs An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?""To get back t

: #Laughs Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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