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: #Laughs * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposit

: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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