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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

: #Laughs Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

: #Laughs Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) bills.A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-ye

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

: #Laughs Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.
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