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: #Laughs Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!

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: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

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: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

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: #Laughs A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

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: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

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: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

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: #Laughs Real Mothers .

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: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

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: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

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: #Laughs A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom.

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: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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: #Laughs What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!

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: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

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: #Laughs A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket.

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: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!

: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

: #Laughs A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

: #Laughs Real Mothers .

: #Laughs Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

: #Laughs A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom.

: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

: #Laughs McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

: #Laughs What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!

: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

: #Laughs A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket.

: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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