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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

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: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

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: #Laughs How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

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: #Laughs Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

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: #Laughs A guy went to his doctor full of anger.

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: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

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: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

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: #Laughs Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

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: #Laughs At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.

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: #Laughs What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

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: #Laughs A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

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: #Laughs Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Cl

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: #Laughs |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

: #Laughs How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

: #Laughs Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

: #Laughs A guy went to his doctor full of anger.

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

: #Laughs Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medication.

: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

: #Laughs At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.

: #Laughs What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

: #Laughs A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

: #Laughs Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Cl

: #Laughs |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day.

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