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: #Laughs |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obviousThe wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You'll pay for this l

: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

: #Laughs An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset.

: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

: #Laughs For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked f
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