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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

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: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

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: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

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: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

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: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest

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: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!

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: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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: #Laughs Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1.

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: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

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: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

: #Laughs A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!

: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

: #Laughs Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1.

: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

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