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: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

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: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.

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: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

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: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!

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: #Laughs Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is sta

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: #Laughs A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times b

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: #Laughs A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

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: #Laughs Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.

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: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.

: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!

: #Laughs Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is sta

: #Laughs A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times b

: #Laughs A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.

: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

: #Laughs Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.

: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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