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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

: #Laughs Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

: #Laughs Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutely elegant.

: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

: #Laughs Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tiresOLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment awayOLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye awayOLD BO

: #Laughs |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard.

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could dowithout the gardener.
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