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: #Laughs A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple wa

: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

: #Laughs Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out...

: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better.

: #Laughs |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store manager says "I haven't thought of one yet but I think u can help me, what's your girlfriend's name." The guy says "Jenny" then the store owner says

: #Laughs Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr.

: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.
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