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: #Laughs A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it.

: #Laughs Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

: #Laughs Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.

: #Laughs Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

: #Laughs Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for the head.I will not barf unless I'm sick.I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

: #Laughs It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

: #Laughs The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMarch 21, 1870by the explosion of a lampfilled with "R.E.

: #Laughs Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the
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