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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma.

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: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.

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: #Laughs An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

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: #Laughs What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

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: #Laughs Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation.

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: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

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: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how

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: #Laughs Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

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: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

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: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

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: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside.

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: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma.

: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.

: #Laughs An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

: #Laughs A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service.

: #Laughs What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

: #Laughs Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation.

: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him andsplat...

: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how

: #Laughs Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

: #Laughs Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside.

: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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