Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs My computer isn't that nervous.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |10.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

: #Laughs What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous.

: #Laughs My computer isn't that nervous.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

: #Laughs What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

: #Laughs A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme