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: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.

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: #Laughs Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.

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: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

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: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

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: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said.

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: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.

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: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

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: #Laughs You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.

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: #Laughs What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

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: #Laughs I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for.

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: #Laughs |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

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: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.

: #Laughs Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said.

: #Laughs Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: "Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you."

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.

: #Laughs |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details.

: #Laughs You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.

: #Laughs What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

: #Laughs I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for.

: #Laughs |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

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