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: #Laughs If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the

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: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

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: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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: #Laughs Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

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: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

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: #Laughs Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

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: #Laughs A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

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: #Laughs Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

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: #Laughs If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the

: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

: #Laughs Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.

: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

: #Laughs Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

: #Laughs What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails.

: #Laughs Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

: #Laughs A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I d

: #Laughs Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

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