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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

: #Laughs Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming.

: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

: #Laughs starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I get Just

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
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