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: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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: #Laughs Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.

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: #Laughs |8.

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: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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: #Laughs What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

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: #Laughs After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other.

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: #Laughs The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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: #Laughs Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country sp

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: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

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: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

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: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

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: #Laughs There were 2 old-maid sisters...

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: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.

: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

: #Laughs Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.

: #Laughs |8.

: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

: #Laughs What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

: #Laughs After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other.

: #Laughs The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels.

: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

: #Laughs Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country sp

: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

: #Laughs There were 2 old-maid sisters...

: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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