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: #Laughs There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

: #Laughs Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.

: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss, Butt-Breath, Pea

: #Laughs Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!
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